Besides, REAL computers have a rename system call.
Supporters of Osama bin Laden want to rename the Arabian Sea after bin Laden's death. They want to call it "Martyr's Sea. " Please, hiding in your bedroom for six years with the blinds closed? How about "Chicken of the Sea?
Can we rename [Taylor Swift] Pinocchio Swift?
I can't believe they even bothered filling that faculty position again. They might as well rename the class Defense Against the Dark Arts. I mean, seriously, who would answer an ad for this job?