When sperm and egg unite, something goes from inanimate to animate. It is life.
Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper.
It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells. . . to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.