A little spoon for a cup of soup teaches to be patient; and the big one, to be greedy!
Sorcery is the sauce fools spoon over failure to hide the flavor of their own incompetence.
I once got a letter from a woman who told me she was 90. She said if she were 30 years younger, I would have had to watch out. I guess 60 seems really young when you're 90. She said she would eat me with a spoon.
I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth.