Take your f***ing tampon out and tell me what you have to say.
I hate thin people; 'Oh, does the tampon make me look fat?'
I almost wish we would've filmed a whole fake tampon commercial around ["I'm With Her"].
He reached up t0 grab one and came down with several, and they kept coming, washing over him, floating all around him. Never have tampon strings seemed so beautiful as they rolled up and down with the wind, landing on the ground and then twirling and floating up again, falling and rising and falling and rising.
Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable!