Whoever decided that comic valentines were a good idea should have been sent away to think it over.
I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore!
I don't really think of Valentines Day as much of a holiday, you should show love for people you care about everyday.
I was in a band called The Valentines and they broke up last week.
Valentines day are coming up and a German company has made chokolate in shapes of couples making love. I don't like them. . . I don't want my chokolate to have more fun than me.
I usually spend Valentines Day with my friends. But if I did have a girlfriend, I'd bring her flowers and candy.
What is Valentines? Is it a restaurant name?
Valentines Day is being marketed as a Date Movie. I think its more of a First-Date Movie. If your date likes it, do not date that person again. And if you like it, there may not be a second date.
People call it Valentines Day, I call it Tuesday.
New Rule: This Valentine’s Day Americans must remember that politicians are like a box of chocolates. We bite into them to find out what's on the inside only to discover that Democrats are too often soft and gooey and Republicans are mostly nuts.
I was a sidelines child: never class president, never team captain, never the one with the most valentines in my box.