When we lose twenty pounds. . . we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty.
Life itself is the proper binge.
The dread of criticism is the death of genius.
Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge.
The men who have succeeded are men who have chosen one line and stuck to it.
I looked at him nonplussed. I realized that I have spent so many years being on a diet that the idea that you might actually need calories to survive has been completely wiped out of my consciousness. Have reached point where believe nutritional idea is to eat nothing at all, and that the only reason people eat is because they are so greedy they cannot stop themselves from breaking out and ruining their diets.
The real pride, the real present, is your health and your longevity.
Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.
Attitude: It is our best friend or our worst enemy.
I always carry yeast flakes and bran with me when I travel.
Sudden total weight loss.
laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.
Most of us want to be strong, but we are not.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
Clogged with yesterday's excess, the body drags the mind down with it.
One should eat to live, not live to eat.
You will never be happier than you expect. To change your happiness, change your expectation.
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.
Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment.
I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover how much stronger the Earth's gravitational pull has become since 1990.