I didn't ask to be Thom Yorke. Thom Yorke asked to be me.
I have multiple personalities, but, being a fairly uncreative individual, they are all Thom Yorke.
I'll regularly just burst out into laughter at funerals, at the expense of the dead. What's the difference between a dead person and Thom Yorke? One is talented and the other is dead. **** you grandma
I will never run out of quotes. I am, after all, the Thom Yorke.
What's the difference between Thom Yorke and a pizza? Pizza's not as cheesy and delicious as Thom Yorke.
Yeah, after making Pablo Honey, we started experimenting with cloning myself in order to double the band's creative energy. However, the experiment was a failure, and the defective Thom Yorke clone escaped. And formed a band called Muse.
When I was born, my mother didn't know what to name me. Eventually she named me after Thom Yorke.
It's hard being Thom Yorke. You have to get up every morning and look at that face and not shoot at it with a gun.
Sometimes I stand in store windows and pretend to be a mannequin. People are like 'hey, that mannequin looks alot like thom yorke' Then I start to sing The Gloaming and lurch toward them and they run off horrified.
I'm celibate. It's not that I'm a religious or moral person or anything, it's just, if you aren't ****ing Thom Yorke, what's the point? Actually, just kidding, Thom Yorke and I **** all the time. Hehehe. Had you.
We were thinking about how other people deal with this career on every song. We got to meet people like Thom Yorke and hear him say how it's never normal when fans just come up to you. It's always a strange job. We don't want to come off like we're pitying ourselves for having this job because it's really amazing in a lot of ways. But there's a lot of stuff that comes with it that we're not really comfortable with.
Is Thom Yorke there? Oh he is? Well then how the can I be Thom Yorke, talking to you, right here, on the phone.
I don't write lyrics, the lyrics write Thom Yorke
I've been reading a book lately. That book is Thom Yorke, and the conclusion is that he's brilliant.
i'M nOT thOM yorkE but a. ROBOT.
Thom Yorke has a beautiful brain
