Americans think the only funny Brits are John Cleese, Benny Hill and whoever makes our toothpaste. They're not laughing with us, they are laughing at us.
A. A. Gill
My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places.
A. A. Milne
I do like a little bit of butter to my bread.
A. A. Milne
I suppose this is the reason why diaries are so rarely kept nowadays- that nothing ever happens to anybody.
A. A. Milne
When carrying a jar of honey to give to a friend for his birthday, don't stop and eat it along the way.
A. A. Milne
Mind over matter, will make the Pooh unfatter.
A. A. Milne
There are a lot of people who know me who can't understand for the life of them why I would got to work on something as unserious as baseball. If they only knew.
A. Bartlett Giamatti