Caroline Rhea (born April 13, 1964) is a Canadian stand-up comedian and actress who is best known for her role as Hilda Spellman on the ABC show Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
Sitting next to Olivia Newton-John, I was like, 'Do not sing one song from Grease. ' That's all I was telling my brain at all times: 'Do not sing Hopelessly Devoted. Don't do it. '
I am conversational - I just like to engage and talk about things.
As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain.
Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language.
I've got big feet, so filling someone else's big shoes doesn't scare me.
I grew up thinking that if I wanted to go be prime minister, I could.
You can always tell when someone's lying to you, because they're male.
Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.
I always feel slightly sorry to be the voice of whatever I'm experiencing.
I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in the fridge.
I'm so into momminess.
You can't get any braver than going on national television to be weighed.
My daughter is exceptionally chatty. I'm not a braggy mother but she is gifted - with the personality of a Russian gymnastics coach.
It's so easy to judge everybody and for some reason extra weight is the one thing everything feels OK to joke about.
I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs. . . but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.
I remember I was so crabby in my third trimester - I got gestational diabetes because I'd been acting like I was in a one-woman pie-eating contest.