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Stone Cold Steve Austin

Steve Austin (born Steven James Anderson on December 18, 1964, later Steven James Williams), better known by the ring name "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, or just Stone Cold is an American retired professional wrestler, actor, and producer. Veteran professional wrestling journalist Wade Keller remarked that Austin is "in every conversation for the greatest wrestling act of all time", as well as for "the most profitable and the most influential". Austin is currently signed under a Legends contract in the WWE.

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I talk about things I'm passionate about. I talk about the wrestling business, because I love wrestling. I just love it. If I can just have good conversation with a guy who was a bada** wrestler, we're talking about something that's very near and dear to our heart.

Heart, Wrestling, Guy, Passionate, Conversation

Become a champion like Stone Cold Steve Austin!

Austin, Champion, Cold, Wwe

You can talk about your Psalms and your John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your *ss.

Austin, John, Psalms, Says, Talk, Wrestling

. . . if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.

Fats, Make, Matter, Sexuality, Wear

Unless you got real short and real fat, you ain't no Booker T!

Booker, Fats, Real, Short, Unless

You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.

Dog, Jackasses, Like, Treat, Treats

Talking with Ken Shamrock was almost a one-way conversation. I knew Ken was a tough guy, one of the toughest in the world at one time and still tough as nails. I had heard he had a tough background, but there are two times in that interview when I teared up. I'm "Stone Cold" Steve Austin, and I didn't cry, but I teared up. Ken saw me, and he almost started tearing up, too. I'd never experienced anything like that. To hear some of the things that he went through, my jaw was on the floor.

Conversation, Guy, Saw, Tough, Toughest, World

Interviewing somebody is a lot different than being handed a stick in a 20,000-seat arena and trying to sell tickets. You're very green when you start. I'm still learning things to this day. I'm decent at interviews now, but man, getting people to buy tickets is the easiest thing in the world for me.

Easiest, Learning, Men, People, Tickets, Trying

Guys like me come along very seldom in the wrestling business. You can count 'em on a couple of fingers.

Count, Couple, Fingers, Guy, Seldom, Wrestling

Last time I had three or four of those I crapped for three days straight!

Four, Straight, Three, Time, Wwe

You see, everyone in that locker-room gotta pager. And everyone that looks at that pager, sees the three-one-six, so their ass belongs to me.

Ass, Gotta, Looks, See, Three, Wwe

I enjoyed breaking down my matches, because wrestling fans really like to know what I'm actually thinking, and why certain things needed to happen at a certain time.

Breaking, Breaking Down, Things, Thinking, Wrestling

That was the absolute worst catch phrase I've ever heard in the history of Monday Night Raw.

Heard, History, Monday, Night, Wrestling

I'm a very serious person, but I don't take myself very seriously and I would rather laugh all day than argue.

Argue, Arguing, Laughing, Person, Serious, Seriously

I can drive anything on wheels. . . I can drive anything, actually.

Actually, Drive, I Can, Wheels

You want mercy? Take your ass to church!

Ass, Church, Mercy, Take, Want

And that's the bottom line, cuz Stone Cold said so!

Bottom, Cuz, Lines, Said, Wrestling

I'm telling you this - if Stone Cold comes back out, somebody's going to get their ass whipped!

Ass, Back, Cold, Stone, Stones

McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!'

Wwe, Pants, Mcmahon, Pissed, Says

I no longer need my power tie, because I always have, my power finger.

Finger, Fingers, Longer, Needs, Tie, Ties

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