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Tim Dorsey Biography

Tim Dorsey (born January 25, 1961) is an American novelist. He is known for a series starring Serge A. Storms, a mentally disturbed vigilante antihero who rampages across Florida enforcing his own moral code against a variety of low-life criminals.

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A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper sticker washed ashore on the beach, which meant it was Florida. Then it got weird.

Beach, Florida, Legs, Prosthetic, Sticker, Washed

But instead they tell you they'll come to fix your cable between noon and five, and I say, okay, I'll pay my next bill between July and November, but they don't laugh.

Bill, Cable, Five, July, Laughing, Noon

Look forward to the wonderment of growing up, raising a family and driving by the gas station where the popular kids now work.

Gas Stations, Growing Up, Kids, Look, Station

There, I'm an artist. Thousands of women on ecstasy now want to have three-ways with me.

Artist, Ecstasy, Thousands, Three, Want, Women

A strip club is one of the few places where two groups voluntarily come together who have such precipitous contrasts in net worth and familiarity with violence, each group with a head-and-shoulders edge in one category. The basic math of a tropical storm.

Club, Familiarity, Math, Storm, Two

Always walk away from a fight. Then ambush.

Ambush, Fight, Fighting, Walk, Walks

Hang on to your dreams with everything you got. Because the best life is when your dreams come true. The second-best is when they don't but you never stop chasing them.

Chasing, Dream, Hang, Life Is, Second Best, True

But you have to understand, mental illness is like cholesterol. There is is good kind and the bad. Without the good kind- less flavor to life. Van Gogh, Beethoven, Edgar Allen Poe, Sylvia Plath, Pink Floyd (the early Piper at the Gates of Dawn line up), scientific breakthroughs, spiritual revolution, utopian visions, zany nationalism that kills millions- wait, that’s the bad kind. Tim Dorsey (Hurricane Punch)

Breakthroughs, Illness, Kind, Spiritual, Vision, Waiting

Almighty Father, please stop making jerks. Amen. . . Break!

Almighty, Break, Father, Jerk, Jerks

I don't suffer from insanity. I can actually say that I enjoy it.

Actually, Enjoy, Insanity, Say, Suffering

. . . And another item from the growing file of people who voluntarily wear dunce caps. . . You'll be talking cordially to someone and make an offhand reference, 'I recently read where--' and they'll cut you off and say, 'Oh, I don't read'. . . This is a tragedy on so many different levels. First, because they don't read, they don't know enough to keep it to themselves. Next, and this is the most amazing part, they use a demeaning tone like I'm the stupid one for wasting time with books.

Book, Caps, Cutting, Make, Stupid, Use

My problem is with the warped value system our culture has. Why is it that if you knife a woman in a movie it's PG, but if you swear at her it's rated R and if you make love to her it's rated X?

Culture, Knives, Making Love, Swear, Value, Woman

The whole family is a bunch of dangerous freaks. . . Most are ex-cons or junkies or deranged from inbreeding. Five have died violently, three are back in prison, two have gone insane from untreated venereal disease, and one writes book reviews.

Book, Family, Insane, Two, Whole, Writing

Murder is such a charged word. You know how some people fixate and won't let things go? They're called cops.

Cop, Fixate, Murder, People, Word

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