What goes 0-300 in less than 2 seconds? Your mother on a scale. - Alex Trebek - Quotesmemo.com

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To all viewers but yourself, what matters is the product: the finished artwork. To you, and you alone, what matters is the process: the experiences of shaping that artwork. The viewers' concerns are not your concerns (although it'd dangerously easy to adopt their attitudes. ) Their job is wahtever it is: to be moved by art, to be entertained by it, to make a killing off it, whatever. Your job is to learn to work on your work.

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Alex Trebek

What goes 0-300 in less than 2 seconds? Your mother on a scale.

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