I have a simple taste, only the best.
There is no accomplishment so easy to acquire as politeness and none more profitable.
Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
It is not that I am so clever; it is that everyone else is so stupid.
No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
In truth, Edward Teller ran the Livermore Lab, but for public purposes he liked it better to be known as only an associate director
One of these days some simple soul will pick up the Book of God, read it, and believe it. Then the rest of us will be embarrassed.
"Jerks," I muttered. Then I brightened. "Oh, hey. Doughnuts. "
We can compare classical chess and rapid chess with theatre and cinema - some actors don't like the latter and prefer to work in the theatre.