Sex with a woman who wants to please a man is nothing compared to sex with a woman who wants to please herself.
Being a lad is what I'm about.
I am a tender, beautiful and loving guy that happens to slap a photographer now and then because they get in my way.
I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, 'What a f***ing good-looking f*** you are. ' And then I brighten up.
I know how to behave but sometimes I can't be bothered.
I'm Liam Gallagher and I'm in Oasis. The whole world is jealous of me. It should be.
I live for now, not for what happens after I die. I'm going to hell, not heaven. The devil has all the good gear. What's God got? The Inspiral Carpets and nuns.
. . . With 9:36 left in the game, in retrospect we might have gone for two because we ended up with three more plays on offense the rest of the game. It's a lot easier looking back and analyzing going for two.
Taste is pursued at a less expense than fashion.
Move it along, teenagers. The only person who gets to canoodle in my bedroom is my magnificent self.
It's what you deserve to hear," I say firmly, my eyes going cloudy with tears. "That you're whole, that you're worth loving, that you're the best person I've ever known.