Family planning experts are now recommending giving men vasectomy gift cards for the holidays. Talk about taking the jingle out of the bells.
Being bilingual is like having a wife and a mistress. One can never be sure of either.
It is time for dead languages to be quiet.
Why grab possessions like thieves, or divide them like socialists when you can ignore them like wise men?
Entrepreneurship is the last refuge of the trouble making individual.
I'm fond of human beings, but only one at a time.
When you're in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love, or if it attributes them to her; whether the light which surrounds her like a halo comes from you, from her, or from the meeting of your sparks.
I'm convinced that a large percentage of people that we call worldly Christians are perhaps not Christian to begin with and that may be the trouble.
The task of a judge is not to make the law - it is to apply the law.
We're often so busy cutting through the undergrowth we don't even realise we're in the wrong jungle.
As science pushes forward, ignorance and superstition gallop around the flanks and bite science in the rear with big dark teeth.