Chicks cannot hold their smoke, dat's what it is.
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must've hit a window. Calvin: Isn't it beautiful? It's so delicate. Sighhh. . . once it's too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is. You realize that nature is ruthless and our existence is very fragile, temporary, and precious. But to go on with your daily affairs, you can't really think about that. . . which is probably why everyone takes the world for granted and why we act so thoughtlessly. It's very confusing. I suppose it will all make sense when we grow up. Hobbes: No doubt.
What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?
We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.
I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
Exploitation is a harsh word, I know that, but on a certain level, to me that is the central Hollywood story.
If you’ve got to think about it you probably shouldn’t do it
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
While I was in college becoming a good Catholic I was also becoming a writer - one haunted by Catholicism.