Curtis, where was that enthusiasm in the match? You might have won.
Cats and dogs believe politicians are like cemetery caregivers; they are on top of everyone, but nobody listens.
You sell a screenplay like you sell a car. If someone drives it off a cliff, that's it.
I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.
I think gay people are like blondes: There're fewer of them but they have more fun.
Humor comes from self-confidence.
I can only say I wish I had slept with everyone I am accused of.
It's easy to fall in love. The hard part is finding someone to catch you.
The Republican Party is the party of national security. There's hardly a national security wing of the Democratic Party anymore. So if we turn away from it, that'll be a big problem.
For ages, in my lunch hours, I would just go round and choreograph fight scenes. For fun. So now I'm very good at being thrown around. I bounce, in the words of my friends.
I believe that Man is not the most perfect Being but One, rather that as there are many Degrees of Beings his Inferiors, so there are many Degrees of Beings superior to him.