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New York grew up before the automobile. And even though it's full of cars, its shape and form didn't get created around the automobile.

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Sometimes you need a cigarette. Like after you have sex with a beautiful woman or a confused young man.

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Things have been invented because of alcohol. Like the taser, okay? Yeah! The morning after pill, okay? The reach-around. Judge Judy. What has pot given the world? Hackey sack? YEAH! Hilarious ring tones? OH GAH! Ultimate Frisbee Championships? It sucks to be a champion at a sport that can't get you laid. It's an unneeded skill like, I dunno, being the best banjo player. Or a squirter.

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I went skiing today, too, yeah. I didn't wanna go. The girl I'm stalking wanted to go, so. . . I'm not kiddin!

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Jesse Joyce is a great writer.

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She was drunk so I took her back to my place and we did it doggy style, not because we planned it that way, but that's just how she passed out.

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If I had a kid, I'd give him a name that would make everyone would want to say his name. I'd call him, Pizza-Pussy-Santa. I would! Cause everybody likes one of those things.

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