When you're at a comedy club, if you're not funny, you don't work. People will let you know, … - Brad Stine

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Brad Stine

When you're at a comedy club, if you're not funny, you don't work. People will let you know, whether it's by booing or yelling for you to get out of the club. People are drunk or whatever and they'll let you have it.

Club, Comedy, Drunk, Let, People, Yelling

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There's a difference between maliciously offending somebody - on purpose - and somebody being offended by. . . truth. If you're offended by the truth, that's your problem. I have no obligation to not offend you if I'm speaking the truth. The truth is supposed to offend you; that's how you know you don't got it.

Knowing, Obligation, Offending, Problem, Purpose, Truth

When did banning anything, ever work? I mean, we banned liquor once in this country, oh, that worked like a charm, didn't it, folks? You couldn't find a drink in the roaring 20's, could ya? See that's the problem with the banning thing! I say why stop there, let's not ban guns, I know, let's ban crime!

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Get out of our schools God, get out of our textbooks God, get out of our government God, go away God, go away God, go away God, Katrina hits, God, where are you?

God, Going Away, Government, School, Schools

If we all die and there is no God, then it's just eternal unconsciousness, you'll never know, but if you're wrong. . . you'll know forever.

Die, Eternal, Forever, God, Know, There Is No God

Who is more irrational, the guy who believes in a God he can't see, or a guy who's offended by a God he doesn't believe in?

Believe, God, Guy, Irrational, See

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