I'm an accidental writer.
[Completely bored by a country weekend, wiring to a friend:] For heaven's sake, rush me a loaf of bread, enclosing saw and file.
Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.
The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.
If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.
I'm not going to play funk licks on a jazz album. That makes no sense.
Now airlines charge for everything. . . If the oxygen mask drops, you have to swipe your credit card to start the flow of the oxygen.
There is an optical illusion about every person we meet.
It is the eye of ignorance that assigns a fixed and unchangeable color to every object; beware of this stumbling block.