Your main contribution is spray painting your nickname on other people's things. And my cousin, who's a 'gangster', … - Natasha Leggero

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The sense organs experience the external light, sound, etc. with difficulty; the different sense organs only have a so-called specific receptivity for particular stimuli.

Natasha Leggero

Your main contribution is spray painting your nickname on other people's things. And my cousin, who's a 'gangster', he's like, 'No, Tash, you don't understand; you throw a fat piece up there, that piece is yours. ' I'm like, 'No one thinks you own Costco. '

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