The world is kinda cold and the rhythm is my blanket, Wrap yourself up in it, if you love it, then you'll thank it
Count your blessings, but not out-loud, at the top of your lungs.
Never be less interesting than your refrigerator magnets.
I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude. ' 'Dude, these are isotopes. ' 'Dude, we removed your kidney. You're gonna be fine. ' 'Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin, and Turtle, and all my homies. '
My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.
I wish I lived next to Carnegie Hall. Then, if someone asked me how to get to my house, I would just say 'Practice, practice, practice, and then take a left. '
Now I got a time machine at home. It only goes foreword at regular speed. It's essentially a cardboard box and on the outside I wrote time machine in sharpie.
Being attractive in life is not something as static as a single frame in a picture.
Certainly I had my preference, and I very much hoped that George W. Bush would be our next president.
I had no allusions of radio success. I just loved being in studios. I was having fun and in that sense I now feel a lot like I did when I did that record.
I'm trying to decide whether to be happy or sad. We have to be better than this or we will struggle.