If you have more fish on your wall than pictures, you might be a redneck.
I wanted to be the next Dana Carvey. This was my ultimate goal. If I ever cut into a birthday cake and made a wish, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live. ' If I threw a coin into a fountain, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live. ' If I saw a shooting star, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live. '