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Just what part does the State play in production to warrant its rake-off? The State does not give; it merely takes.

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One day, I want to get rich enough so that every time I walk into a room I can release a dozen doves.

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I think boxers are the greatest athletes in all sports for the simple fact that they don't cry. That is mind-blowing. Have you ever been punched in the nose? Oh my gosh, it hurts so bad. They have to go back to corner, where some little man yells at them. 'Shut up, I just got punched in the face!'. . . If I was a boxer, do you know who I would hire as my corner man? My mom.

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You know who likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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How about we get rid of separate bathrooms for boys and girls? Gays and straights share the bathroom with zero issues. We need to put an end to the sexist pooping policies of yesterday. The only way to achieve gender equality is to start crapping in front of each other.

Bathroom, Bathrooms, Gay, Girl, Zero

I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs was, but I would have made the iPhone charger cord twice as long.

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No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all

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