When you delete pictures of your ex off your phone, it feels lighter. - Dane Cook

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I think that a person who is attached to riches, who lives with the worry of riches, is actually very poor. If this person puts his money at the service of others, then he is rich, very rich.

Dane Cook

When you delete pictures of your ex off your phone, it feels lighter.

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I'm interested in doing anything and everything that I can to squeeze the creativity out of my brain. I guess I'm kind of a performance rat, that's what I want to do, I love being on stage if I'm not on a set. I just love putting creativity into a performance.

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Some people have constipation of the brain but their mouth has the runs.

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Comedy crowds - we always want to come out and ask you, 'How you feeling?' We always say that, 'By a round of applause, how do you feel?' Right? 'By a round of applause, how you feeling?' It's the only place in the world that you judge how you're feeling by a round of applause. . . There's never like a car accident, people all over the ground, people running over - 'Ma'am! Ma'am! By a round of applause, how do you feel? By a round of applause - she's not clapping!

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You must accept responsibility for your actions. This doesn't include reactions, interactions or transactions if you're thinkin' loophole.

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It's an incredible feeling falling in love someone who doesn't know you exist.

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We are not here to fix, change or belittle another person. We are here to support, forgive and heal one another.

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I think the stress on income inequality is something that every American should take seriously, we have got to figure out how we're going to provide more economic opportunity - good jobs with rising incomes - and I'm excited to work with Senator Sanders in doing that.

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