Honestly, we’ll compete with everybody. I love competition. As long as people invent their own stuff, I love competition.
You too can determine what you want. You can decide on your major objectives, targets, aim and destination.
There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. The little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.
You can develop a burning desire to succeed. How? Keep your mind on the things you want and off the things you don't want.
To become an expert achiever in any human activity, it takes practice. . . practice. . . practice.
Be careful the environment you choose for it will shape you; be careful the friends you choose for you will become like them.
Self-suggestion makes you master of yourself.
A wise Government seeks to provide the opportunity through which the best of individual achievement can be obtained, while at the same time it seeks to remove such obstruction, such unfairness as springs from selfish human motives.
You're born with intelligence, but not with ethics.
I've only had one dramatic role in my entire career and when I did it, I was in heaven and I thought, 'Oh my god, I'm going to get more of these. '
The mistake that people make in stand-up is thinking they're profound or they're deep when there are so many people who have more worthwhile ways of phrasing things.