No President has ever enjoyed himself as much as I?
Diffidence is a sort of false modesty.
Women are jealous of cigars. . . they regard them as a strong rival.
A fool can no more see his own folly than he can see his ears.
Almost all women have hearts full of pity.
At that comfortable tavern on Pontchartrain we had a bouillabaisse than which a better was never eaten at Marseilles; and not the least headache in the morning, I give you my word; on the contrary, you only wake with a sweet refreshing thirst for claret and water.
The world is good natured to people who are good natured.
Give the clergy your sympathy; don't give them anything else.
The bad thing about being with an actor is that the role he's in stays with him all the time. The good thing about being with an actor - well, I can't think of any good thing.
There's another part of getting older that's just wonderful. Which is you see the way the stories turn out with peoples' lives.
Feelings are like chemicals, the more you analyze them the worse they smell.