Music is the most powerful thing on this earth, and it's hard to be angry when you are listening to music.
Donald Trump has taken the Peter Principle to unprecedented heights. Or is it depths?
If every witty thing that's said was true, Oscar Wilde, the world would worship You!
If God is good half the Bible is libel.
Epigrams delight us into wisdom.
If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it.
Donald Trump accused Huma Abedin of sharing state secrets with her husband. I think Trump clearly lacks a sense of Huma.
The marvels - of film, radio, and television - are marvels of one-way communication, which is not communication at all.
I guess Smart Seth is glad, he said reluctantly. But be careful. Idiot Seth is the guy to watch out for.
He has lost his left arm, but I my right.
This one commercial said, "Forget everything you know about slipcovers. " So I did, and it was a load off of my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell slipcovers, but I didn't know what they were!