Who wants to live forever?
Every comic can report a few 'gift from the gods' moments.
There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
If your parents never had children, chances are. . . neither will you.
As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.
Great humorists are great insulters.
It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.
Mr. Bazzard's father, being a Norfolk farmer, would have furiously laid about him with a flail, a pitch-fork, and every agricultural implement available for assaulting purposes, on the slightest hint of his son's having written a play.
A bore finds it easy to start talking, and even easier to get others to stop listening.
Its not about learning to trust. Its about learning what it is I place my trust in and why. Its like learning to see the forest for the trees. You cannot see the forest for the trees unless you are outside the forest.
So many bands write about the same s - -. It gets real boring after a while. I want to keep it fresh and sign about things like the birth of my daughter, about seeing the world- things that aren't always said in metal.