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There are some things in this world you rely on, like a sure bet. And when they let you down, shifting from where you've carefully placed them, it shakes your faith, right where you stand.

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I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.

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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

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Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out.

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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

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