There are two impossibilities in life: "just one drink" and "an honest politician. "
Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has just been fixed.
GOTO, n. : A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about unstructured programmers.
A programming language that is sort of like Pascal except more like assembly except that it isn't very much like either one, or anything else. It is either the best language available to the art today, or it isn't.
A unit of documentation. There are always three or more on a given item. One is on the shelf; someone has the others. The information you need is in the others.
[Dan Fried] served six presidents over a 40-year career dating back to the [Jimmy] Carter administration.
I have to just go in and audition, like everyone else, and fight my way to the top.
When I bite you, it'll be because I want to make your toes curl and your hair stand on end. And you won't need stitches afterward. You'll need crutches.
My father, never chooses me for anything. If you needed a kidney and I offered him mine, well, pfft. Well, he'd take it 'cos he was dying. It's not that he doesn't love me, 'cos he does. It's just that special kind of love that feels like neglect.