We all get old together<br>And we all get old forever.
I have fun acting, and I want to do more of it, and I want to direct my own movie.
Never be less interesting than your refrigerator magnets.
I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude. ' 'Dude, these are isotopes. ' 'Dude, we removed your kidney. You're gonna be fine. ' 'Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin, and Turtle, and all my homies. '
My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.
I wish I lived next to Carnegie Hall. Then, if someone asked me how to get to my house, I would just say 'Practice, practice, practice, and then take a left. '
Now I got a time machine at home. It only goes foreword at regular speed. It's essentially a cardboard box and on the outside I wrote time machine in sharpie.
In the United States it's not important which religion you adhere to, as long as you have one.
Think and then think what you have thought. Is it really what you had thought. Think again.
I think women secretly yearn for the return of John Wayne and don't even know it.
We all get old togetherAnd we all get old forever.
And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for a while