For the time being I have seen enough of living things, of dogs, of men, of all flabby masses which move spontaneously.
Gluten free pizza elicits the same response at a hollywood party that a pile of cocaine did in the 80's.
In general, comedians are attracted to vice.
The chasm between rich and poor is becoming larger, and I think it's interesting terrain to talk about and expose.
I think how tan a person is, is directly proportionate to how dumb they are.
The more developed your abs, the less time you've spent reading.
Getting worried there might not be enough talent in America to acommodate all these singing shows.
I love that my career has been documented and I can look back one day and share it with my kids.
I'm always amazed at how consistent people find me and my behavior, when in fact I do feel different all the time.
I have a dress fitting to get to at three. ' (Simon) 'Cool,' said Kyle, slinging his messenger bag over his shoulder and heading for the door. 'Get them to make you something in red. It's totally your color.
Our founders insisted that protecting the states' power to govern themselves was vital to limit the power of Washington and preserve freedom.