I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I … - Garry Shandling

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If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. . . I believe in what I do, and I'll say it.

Garry Shandling

I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more and let the woman come to me. Frankly, I don't even need a woman there.

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I met a new girl at a barbecue, very pretty, a blond I think. I don't know, her hair was on fire, and all she talked about was herself. You know these kind of girls: 'I'm hot. I'm on fire. Me, me, me. ' You know. 'Help me, put me out. ' Come on, could we talk about me just a little bit?

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