How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I'll bet he can't invent a good meal out of one.
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way.
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
New Orleans is one of the two most ingrown, self-obsessed little cities in the United States. (The other is San Francisco. )
The innocent one is he who does not explain, for whom life is both a mystery and a total light, one who does not complain. . . For innocence admits of neither regret nor dispute. The innocent one assumes all responsibility.
Success is. . . . happiness. Is that too Deepak Chopra?
I made a promise to keep a watch over myself, to remain master of myself, so that I might become a sure observer.