If you can't forgive, don't ask to be forgiven.
It's just hard to say, "Well, I do this, which means this. " If I'm telling you exactly who I am, then there's nothing for the audience to say.
Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.
Don't tell girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't. It's like saying, 'Hey, when you get in the shower, I'm not gonna read your diary. ' 'Wait--are you gonna read my diary?' 'No! I said I'm not gonna read your diary. Go take a shower!'
We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.
I think the difference between being miserable and finding happiness is just a matter of perspective. If you live your life defining yourself by what other people think of you, it's a form of self-torture.
Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.
We can walk through the darkest night with the radiant conviction that all things work together for the good.
Humanity is not a church made of stone, in which vault after vault lies open.
The people who don't know so much about me regard me more sexually.
The cool part of being an entertainer is getting the opportunity to get your feet wet in all areas.