Hey you! I told you to slow that nag down! Because of you, I almost heard the opera! - Groucho Marx - Quotesmemo.com

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Often we can achieve an even better result when we stumble yet are willing to start over, when we don't give up after a mistake, when something doesn't come easily but we throw ourselves into trying, when we're not afraid to appear less than perfectly polished.

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Groucho Marx

Hey you! I told you to slow that nag down! Because of you, I almost heard the opera!

Because Of You, Down, Heard, Hey, Opera

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I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

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Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brains fall out.

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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

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