Good food is the basis of true happiness
I don't have any kids. Well, at least none I know about.
All religions are the same: religion is basically guilt, with different holidays.
My parents only had one argument in 45 years. It lasted 43 years.
Marriage is very difficult. Marriage is like a five-thousand-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky.
Makeup is such a weird concept. I'll wake up in the morning and look in the mirror. 'Gee, I really don't look so good. Maybe if my eyelids were blue, I'd be more attractive.
Jews can't serve on juries because they insist they're guilty.
There is a certain degree of pain to be experienced in the search for self-knowledge, as there is a certain amount of joy. You just do it because you find yourself doing it. There just doesn't seem to be much else worthwhile.
This is the pleasantest part of life. Oblivion throws her light coverlet over our infancy; and, soon after we are out of the cradle we forget how soundly we had been slumbering, and how delightful were our dreams. Toil and pleasure contend for us almost the instant we rise from it: and weariness follows whichever has carried us away. We stop awhile, look around us, wonder to find we have completed the circle of existence, fold our arms, and fall asleep again.
Each atom hides beneath its veil The soul amazing beauty of the Beloved's face.
Why do the faithful have such a will, to believe in something? And call in the name they choose, having chosen nothing.