Imagination! My problem is that I have so many ideas, I never have enough time to use them … - Amy Sedaris

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Amy Sedaris

Imagination! My problem is that I have so many ideas, I never have enough time to use them all. Just the other day I thought up eleven things I could do with a flowerpot. Eleven! Three of those things didn't even involve plants.

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