A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming.
John Cleese once told me he'd do anything for money. So I offered him a pound to shut up, and he took it.
I believe in the separation of church and planet.
Pattycake, pattycake, baker's man; good morning, madam, I'm a psychiatrist
I think the special thing about Python is that it's a writers' commune. The writers are in charge. The writers decide what the material is.
Nobody gets irony anymore, as we are now living in the post-ironic age. Once George Bush gets a library, our irony is dead.
Reading Alan Zweibel makes me laugh out loud. And yet it is not a particularly funny name.
And who is so barbarous as not to understand that the foot of a man is nobler than his shoe, and his skin nobler than that of the sheep with which he is clothed.
You can only have as much as you believe.
The tires are called wets, because they're used in the wet. And these tires are called slicks, because they're very slick.
You ain't gotta be a dope boy to have money.