Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a … - Chris Rock

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Not many people like it when they get criticism. Of course, if you have someone who does tell you and you do have a rapport, that's great. But don't rely on it. You have to rely on yourself.

Chris Rock

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!

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Just to be clear, Ray Rice was not fired for beating his wife. He was fired because a video of him beating his wife was released.

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Not a Harvard-type education,. . . Just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education.

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If a kid calls his grandma "Mommy" and his mama "Pam", he's going to jail!

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We treat racism in this country like it's a style that America went through. Like flared legs and lava lamps. Oh, that crazy thing we did. We were hanging black people. We treat it like a fad instead of a disease that eradicates millions of people. You've got to get it at a lab, and study it, and see its origins, and see what it's immune to and what breaks it down.

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I literally don't know what I'm going to do next. That's successful.

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