The ocean is dying, and we have no place to escape to if this experiment doesn't go in our favor.
Kittens play with yarn, they bat it around. What they're really doing is saying, "I can't knit, get this away from me!"
I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait".
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
I'm a really good parent to myself sometimes, and I do things that make me learn and grow.
Content thyself to be obscurely good. When vice prevails, and impious men bear sway, the post of honoris a private station.
The older you get, the fewer things it seems too late to do.
Science as an intellectual exercise enriches our culture, and is in itself ennobling. . . . Though to the layman, the world revealed by the chemist may seem more commonplace, it is not so to him. Each new insight into how the atoms in their interactions express themselves in structure and transformations, not only of inanimate matter, but particularly also of living matter, provides a thrill.