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I do not feel that we should allow a shortage of funds to prevent cities from financing needed projects.

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I don't know if you've ever fallen asleep whilst eating a plate of cauliflower, and then woken up, and thought you were in the clouds.

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If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!

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You know the animal that kills the most people in the world? The Hepatitis Bee.

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As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.

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Sometimes I wonder what my grandfather would think of what I do, he spent his whole life in the kebab business, was buried with all his equipment, probably turning in his grave.

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My parents said they had to make a lot of sacrifices to pay for my education. . . because they were both druids.

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