If you believe in what you're doing, you're going to make money. When you question it, you won't.
Ladies and gentlemen, after what I've been through, I am happy just to be wearing clothes that open in the front.
Tourists - have some fun with New york's hard-boiled cabbies. When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitchhiking. "
George Clooney is on the program tonight. Next week at this time I will be in a hardware store watching them mix paint.
People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.
I mean you think about the guy, the Nigerian guy, who was going to blow up the plane. He was wearing a pair of Fruit of the Lunatic. . . . Guy was not too bright. He said that the reason he became a suicide bomber was to work his way up in the al Qaeda organization.
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
If I got something to say or do to a man, I'm going to look that man in the eye and tell him what is going to happen. That's just me now
I remember saying to my mentor, 'If I had more money, I would have a better plan. ' He quickly responded, 'I would suggest that if you had a better plan, you would have more money. ' You see, it's not the amount that counts; it's the plan that counts.
And woman should stand beside man as the comrade of his soul, not the servant of his body.
I'm not a great actress, and I never thought I was. But I happen to have something the public likes.