If music's a political place, I'm out.
Libraries are brothels for the mind. Which means that librarians are the madams, greeting punters, understanding their strange tastes and needs, and pimping their books.
Never work for a company that says people are its most important asset. If you wanted to get a mortgage and you said that your only asset was people you would end up living in a tent.
Major cities are divided into two parts; the bits that are in the guidebook and the bits that aren't. If you don't take a guidebook, you'll see a different city.
What makes a date so dreadful is the weight of expectation attached to it. There is every chance that you may meet your soulmate, get married, have children and be buried side by side. There is an equal chance that the person you meet will look as if they've already been buried for some time.
Men love women because they are the loveliest things on God's earth. Women love men because chocolate can't mow the lawn. Some men prefer to love other men. Equally, some women prefer to love other women. There is a word to describe this kind of behaviour. Love.
As the world becomes ever more crowded, so folding will become ever more important.
I just thought that Adrienne [Shelly] wrote a great character [for Waitress]. It really was all on the page.
What is it that should trace the insuperable line?. . . The question is not, Can they reason? nor Can they talk? but, Can they suffer?
I'm not President Bush
There is a world of communication which is not dependent on words.