I like pubs too, but it's hard for me to go and get proper bladdered in the way … - Alan Davies

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Alan Davies

I like pubs too, but it's hard for me to go and get proper bladdered in the way I used to. I don't want to moan about being recognised but I do get a bit of grief sometimes.

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