That leaves Decker and what's his name, Mr. I'm Too Sexy for My Shirt.
Listening to classical music is a journey not a state; it's an activity not a meditation.
Death is a fickle hen, and random are her eggs.
There's something inherently comic about the fact that politicians make things worse by worrying too much about something.
The only shared reality we have is things we have seen on television.
As a gut thing, my next project is always the complete opposite of the thing I've just done. So if I've spent a lot of time doing film, I might then do some radio.
Write what makes you laugh not what you think will make someone else laugh.
I was talking to my friend from New York yesterday, and I used the expression, 'You can't polish a turd'. He looked at me, disgusted, and said, 'No, you can't, but you can roll it in glitter'. He's a lovely guy but I wouldn't want to go to a craft fair with him
Congratulations to one of my favorite opponents and greatest rivals on returning to the WWE. The Rock is the BEST promo man of all time.
He's stepping up to challenge me. Anybody that challenges me, has got to get dogged out. That's my job.
The wearing of costly array is directly opposite to being adorned with good works. Nothing can be more evident than this; for the more you lay out on your own apparel, the less you have left to clothe the naked, to feed the hungry, to lodge the stranger, to relieve those that are sick and in prison.