So a lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train-load of terrapins, I thought "That's a turtle disaster". - Tommy Cooper - Quotesmemo.com

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Tommy Cooper

So a lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train-load of terrapins, I thought "That's a turtle disaster".

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