Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on.
Louis [C. K. ] is great. But I don't know how many you could do.
They say that if you're afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you're actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I'm afraid of dogs.
I don't know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it's fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.
Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it's the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.
I'm thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.
Some of the wealthy collectors have paid lots of money for artwork that I already did, but I didn't do it with the intention of catering to them. I think part of the reason my work is attractive to people like that is because it doesn't cater to them.
Speaking the Lord’s name with reverence must simply be part of our lives as members of the Church. . . we do not use foul language. We do not curse or defame. We do not use the Lord’s name in vain. It is not difficult to become perfect in avoiding a swearing habit, for if one locks his mouth against all words of cursing,. . . he is en route to perfection in that matter.
This life is just your schooling for what you have to do when you graduate.