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Features have a specification cost, a design cost, and a development cost. There is a testing cost and a reliability cost. . . . Features have a documentation cost. Every feature adds pages to the manual increasing training costs.

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I love the theater of the mind because you can go anywhere. You can say anything, and you pull people in. [You] can be jumping out of a window or riding a cow or having bubble-wrap sex or spraying your body with Pam and sliding out of your chair.

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I grew up on Don Knotts and Jerry Lewis and all the guys from Second City.

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The problem with binge-watching on Netflix is that you lose three days of your life.

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I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey.

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I think people should maybe just go out into the garden and watch a ladybug crawl across a flower and relax their mind. That's about all you need to know about life, I think.

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